LIKE UBER BUT FOR STADIUMS
WE PUT THE YUM IN STADIUMS.
DON'T WANT TO MISS THE GAME?
You need those little nuggets of hate on the other side of the ballpark, but you don't want to miss a minute of the action.
POOR PEOPLE NEED ROCKETS TICKETS TOO.
Want to offset the cost of a ticket by bringing lazy people food? We've got an amazing opportunity for you.
WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED.
Stadyums is a disruptive, innovative new platform pairing the gig economy with raucous sporting events. What could go wrong?
SOLVING MAJOR GLOBAL PROBLEMS SINCE 2020
ALL TIME FAVORITES
YOU'RE EITHER LAZY OR POOR.
WE GET IT.
Where even is Section 136F? Don't worry.
If you just have a lil' money, you never need to know.
MEET THE FOUNDERS
WE DELIVER
"HOW'D THAT GUY EVEN GET IN HERE?"
By running back and forth to McDonald's during the entirety of the second half, that's how.
FOLLOW @STADYUMS ON INSTAGRAM
CEO:
RUSTY BROWN
Not only does he rain fire from the sky as a certified ass kicker fighter guy, he is also the winningest member in history of the League of Champions. Rusty is also a Halo legend and a mediocre John Mayer wannabe musician. He founded Stadyums because of his passion for helping people and eating.
COO:
AHAB
Despite having no legs, he went out and achieved anyway!
WE DELIVER
"HOW'D THAT GUY EVEN GET IN HERE?"
By running back and forth to McDonald's during the entirety of the second half, that's how.